Don't be that guy

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/25/2013 at 20:51 • Filed to: None

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So, we're giving Six Sigma presentations tonight. One student (1) asks a question to the second group to go, and the group can't answer. The student answers his own question and the teacher says he'll get some extra credit. Next group presents and another student (2) starts asking questions not related to their company or research and looks at the teacher to get points as well. Student 2 does the same for the next group. My group presents and he does the same shit including, "well in my research for my company (different company than my group) they did this... And your company was there model." No, my company did not do that. He looks to the teacher, once again trying to farm extra credit. Next groups go and he continues. No student asked him shit when he presented. What an ass.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2013 at 21:00

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Oh dear god, six fucking sigma.

6cyl > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2013 at 21:03

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Ever here a teacher say there are no bad questions? Thats bull shit, there are lots of bad questions.

Decay buys too many beaters > 6cyl 09/25/2013 at 21:05

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I'm a fan of the phrase "there are no bad questions, only irrelevant ones"

getchapopcorn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2013 at 21:07

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Good ol' 6 sig and Jackie 'not the juices' Welch.

getchapopcorn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2013 at 21:08

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On the by and by, your dog has a sweet, blue 'stache.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2013 at 21:34

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Shouldn't you strive for just 2 sigma? Isn't "normal" considered within one Std. Dev. above and below the mean? Six Sigma includes four whole sigmas of nonstandard results.

Heavy sarcasm implied

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > getchapopcorn 09/25/2013 at 21:45

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GE was my company. "Jackie 'not the juices' Welch" thank you for this.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > getchapopcorn 09/25/2013 at 21:47

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My brother's dog Shadow. He's my buddy and he gets boners for Taquitos.

Fred Smith > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2013 at 21:50

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Six Sigma eternally makes me think of the 30 Rock episode where Jack anchors the official GE Six Sigma conference. Thus, I now think it involves LUNCH, a Lego-based team building activity.

One day I'm going to actually learn about it in class and knowing what it actually is will ruin this illusion and I'm already disappointed by that knowledge.

getchapopcorn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2013 at 21:51

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who doesn't?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Fred Smith 09/25/2013 at 21:58

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If only it involved LUNCH. Classes on it blow dick. Unless you actually get to make parts and measure them, then it's fun.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > getchapopcorn 09/25/2013 at 22:12

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The combo of drool and boner= us at a vintage race/at a strip club/or somebody eating plate of Taquitos.
Yep sounds about right.

McLarry > 6cyl 09/25/2013 at 23:18

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I've always heard it as "there's no such thing as a stupid question."

Well...that may be true, but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots...